Prophets of the Cancelled Apocalypse: Office Hours

We're not actually here to save the world, but we'll pretend to be. Our meetings are legendary, but our actual work is just as mythical.

Join us on the 3rd Thursday of every month at 4:30 PM for our bi-monthly meeting of the Prophets of the Cancelled Apocalypse. We'll discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing and eating free donuts.

Don't forget to bring your prophetic robes and your favorite apocalyptic-themed snack.

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