As one of the chosen few who foresaw the end of the world, but it never came, we've been left with a collection of cryptic notes and half-finished apocalypse plans.
Our team has spent years preparing for the inevitable, but it turns out, we were just really good at making Powerpoint presentations.
Now, we're here to guide you through the ruins of our cancelled apocalypse, and help you find meaning in a world that never ended as planned.
Prophetical Skills 101: A Crash Course in Predicting the Inevitable