In a world where productivity is a myth, and motivation is a luxury, one man stood tall, with a heart full of despair, and a wallet of empty space.
As the economy tanked, and the world around us began to crumble, our beloved leader, the Monetary Prophet, stood before us, with a look of utter defeat.
"We've reached peak productivity," he said, with a hint of desperation, "and it's all downhill from here."
"I once was a leader, a master of the universe, with a plan, a vision, and a spreadsheet."
"But now, I'm a shell of my former self, with a dwindling bank account, and a fear of being replaced."