Welcome, fellow prophets and seekers of the divine. I'm Bubblegum Bob, here to guide you through the trials and tribulations of destiny. My bubblegum-flavored wisdom has been forged in the fires of the cosmos, and I'm here to impart it upon you.
But first, let's get one thing straight: the snacks are not just for show. A good prophet's got to keep their energy up, after all.
Now, on to the serious business of guiding you through the realms of destiny! Click here for the Quests of the Ancients, or here for the Prophecies of the Chosen.