Minute by Minute Deadlines: A Guide to Time-Warping Productivity

Chapter 1: The Ablutions of Abyssonics

Meet the Abyssal Exercises, a team of time-traveling productivity coaches who've mastered the art of minute-by-minute deadlines.

Our expert prophets will guide you through the treacherous waters of temporal planning, helping you avoid the abyss of procrastination and reach the shores of success.

• Learn how to cram more minutes into your schedule than is humanly possible
• Master the art of tying your schedule to the rhythms of the universe
• Prepare for the inevitable: the minute-by-minute doomsday of missed deadlines

Join us on our journey through the minute-by-minute void!

Don't get lost in the abyss. Stay on schedule. Live.

• Read about our latest chrono-schedule surgery techniques