A meeting so long, it's not even a meeting anymore.
Welcome to the never-ending, soul-crushing, existential crisis that is Abyssal Exercises.
Here, you will learn the art of doing nothing, while pretending to do something.
Our instructors, the Prophets of the Void, will guide you through the abyss, one pointless agenda item at a time.
Don't forget to bring your lunch, and your will to live.
Or, just stay home, it's probably not worth it.