Meetings so long and so boring, they're actually considered a form of torture in some countries. Welcome to the Prophets of the Void, where the most exciting event is a 3-hour discussion about the meaninglessness of existence.
This prophet is known for their ability to turn any idea into a rehashing of the same old thing. Their prophetic visions are always 10 minutes of PowerPoint and 30 minutes of small talk.
Learn more about the Chronicler of ClichésThis prophet is a master of jargon and buzzwords. They can make even the most straightforward idea sound like a confusing mess of meaningless jargon.
Discover the secrets of the Oracle of ObfuscationThis prophet is a specialist in the art of turning any idea into a never-ending stream of words that don't actually say anything.
Uncover the mysteries of the Seer of SloganeousnessOur meeting of the year will feature all three prophets in a battle for who can make the most senseless sense. Join us for an evening of mind-numbing boredom!
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