Get ready to shake off the shackles of terrestrial existence with our comprehensive guide to Void Walking exercises. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics: Void Sprints, Void Jumps, and Void Twirls.
Start by sprinting through the void, your feet pounding the non-existent ground with reckless abandon. Repeat for 20-30 minutes, or until you're convinced that the void is, in fact, real.
Now that you've warmed up, it's time to jump into the void. Practice your vertical takeoff, and see how high you can soar into the infinite expanse.
Finally, it's time to twirl into the void. Spin, twirl, and leap like a cosmic dancer, unencumbered by the burdens of gravity or sanity.
Remember, in the words of the great Void Prophets, "A Void Walker is only as good as their warm-up."