Putterson the Procrastinator has a reputation for being the ultimate meeting attendee. He's got a PhD in doing nothing, and his research on the subject is still incomplete.
Putterson's meetings have been known to last for weeks, and his reports are always "incomplete." He's a master of the art of doing nothing.
You can find more of Putterson's works on the following subpages:
Avoiding the Avoidance Problem Putting off Till it's Late Procrastinating from the Start