The Prophesies of Procrastination

Putterson the Procrastinator, the patron saint of meetings and excuses, has been known to conjure up an impressive array of justifications for not doing anything productive.

• The Procrastination Loop
• Just One More Minute, Please
• Excuse Engineering
• Putting Off Till It's Late (Again)

Meetings with Putterson are always a delight. He's a master of the art of doing nothing, and his meetings are a masterclass in creative excuses.

So, if you're feeling particularly productive today, don't. Just go with Putterson's lead and let the meetings begin!