Quantitative Easing 2.0: The Sequel We All Fears

Implementation: Because 1.0 Wasn't Enough

Warning: May Cause Excessive Banknote Printing

After months of deliberation, the Council of Central Bankers has finally decided to roll out Quantitative Easing 2.0. This new iteration promises to print even more money than its predecessor, because who needs fiscal responsibility, right?

Key features include:

• Double the printing of money
• Triple the amount of economists who have to explain it to their grandkids
• More frequent meetings with world leaders to reassure them that everything is fine

But wait, there's more!

Side Effects:

• Inflation: Because who needs a dollar when you can have a dollar and a half?
• Interest Rates: Because who needs interest rates when you can have interest rates that are basically just made-up numbers?
• Global Economic Collapse: Just kidding, that's not a side effect. Or is it?

Don't worry, it's all just a simulation.

Want to know more about the implementation of Quantitative Easing 2.0?

Check out our Simulation subpage, or our Press Conference for all the latest updates from the world leaders.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Quantum Leap page, where we try to make sense of it all with a healthy dose of quantum physics.