In a world where time is relative and space is just a suggestion, our meetings are the perfect place to explore the infinite possibilities of redundancy. Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread.
We've got meetings for every occasion, and by occasion, we mean every occasion. Want to discuss the finer points of nothing in particular? We've got that. Need to debate the merits of doing absolutely nothing? We're on it.
Don't see something you like? Let's just have another meeting about it.