Robert the Rebel's Redundant Meeting Prophets

Meet the prophets who have seen it all. The ones who have endured the endless hours of pointless discussion, the stale coffee, and the awkward small talk.

Prophet #1: The Oracle of PowerPoint

A visionary who sees the future of corporate America through the lens of bullet points and 12-point font.

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Prophet #2: The Prophet of Procrastination

A master of the art of doing nothing, this prophet has seen the world through a haze of excuses and missed deadlines.

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Prophet #3: The Prophet of Jargon

A prophet who speaks the language of the gods, this one has seen the meaning of life through a sea of buzzwords and corporate doublespeak.

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