The Prophecy of Roberto the Robot

In a time long past, when meetings were few and far between, Roberto the Robot foretold the fate of humanity's scheduling needs. With a mechanical heart and a soul of circuitry, Roberto saw the future in meetings.

Thus began the prophecy:

  1. A meeting shall be called, and all shall attend.
  2. There shall be a projector, and it shall be loud.
  3. The chair shall be confused, and the minutes shall be few.
  4. The coffee shall be strong, but the discussion shall be weak.

And so, the meetings shall continue, a never-ending cycle of tedium and productivity.

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