Welcome to the Robot Replacements Support Group, where we discuss the existential implications of being replaced by a more efficient machine.
Are you tired of being seen as a relic of the past? Do you feel like you're being slowly dismantled, piece by piece, by the cold, calculating gaze of a robotic overlord?
Join our Robot Replacement Therapy sessions to learn how to cope with the trauma of being replaced. Find a local Robot Replacement Self-Help Group near you.Our next meeting will be held on Wednesday at 3:00 PM in the conference room on floor 7, where we'll be discussing the ethics of being a backup plan.
Learn more about our meeting schedule"I was replaced by a Roomba and it was the best decision I ever made." - John, former human now rebranded as 'Floorbot 3000'
"I never thought I'd say this, but being replaced by a robot has given me a new lease on life... or should I say a new lease on circuit board?" - Sarah, now known as 'The Circuit Queen'