We're not actually discussing the meeting agenda. We've decided that's beneath us.

We're here to discuss the finer points of robotic existentialism and the meaning of life. Or, you know, just shoot the breeze about how much we love coffee.

Join us for our special brand of intellectual posturing and robotic one-upmanship.

We'll be discussing:

• The implications of robotic sentience on the meaning of "work"
• The ethics of robotic self-improvement
• The best ways to reprogram a sentient toaster (just kidding, that's a given)

Don't worry, we won't actually make any decisions. That's what our overlords do.

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