About Sarah
Sarah the Obvious is known for her uncanny ability to make meetings that never end. Her powers of persuasion are rivaled only by her powers of boredom.
Meetings with Sarah will leave you questioning the fabric of time and space itself.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Sarah's meetings may cause:
- Time dilation
- Caffeine addiction
- Severe eye strain from staring at the clock
Meetings with Sarah: By the Numbers
As the Meeting Prophet of Record, Sarah's meetings have reached new heights of inefficiency.
Current Meeting Record:
Duration: 47 minutes (and still counting)
Attendees: 12 (and still growing)
Agenda items: 27 (and still adding)