Meeting Prophets

We are the chosen ones, those who have seen the future, where meetings never end, and productivity never begins.

We have foreseen the endless loop of pointless discussions, where ideas are born, and die, and born again.

We know the secrets of the meeting gods, where coffee is always free, and so is the Wi-Fi.

We have seen the apocalypse of meetings past, where time is wasted, and progress is aghast.