Today's agenda: Discuss the weather. No, wait, let's talk about the weather. No, actually, let's talk about how we should talk about the weather.
Meetings are a great way to spend time in a windowless conference room, surrounded by the soothing sounds of fluorescent lights and the aroma of stale air.
Our expert meeting prophets will guide you through the art of saying nothing, while still appearing productive. It's a delicate balance, but trust us, you'll be an expert in no time.
Want to learn more about our other meeting techniques?
Technique 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen
Technique 2: The Skill of Stalling
Technique 4: The Technique of Suddenly Leaving
And for our advanced users:
Technique 5: The Art of Suddenly Returning with No Answers
Technique 6: The Technique of Accusing Everyone Else of Being Redundant