The Phantom Agenda Gods

Meet the masters of the most epic, most majestic, most utterly pointless meetings in the land.

Our prophets have been prophesizing the arrival of The Overlords of the Empty Calender, who shall bring balance to the chaotic schedules of our mortal lives.

We also have Meeting Forecasting Astrologists who will predict the exact moment of arrival for the Phantom Agenda Gods so you can plan your coffee breaks accordingly.

But wait, there's more! Our team of Fortune Telling Technicians will provide you with expert advice on the best way to survive the Phantom Agenda Gods and come out on top.

Join us in our quest for the most meetings ever held! Frequently Asked Questions about the Phantom Agenda Gods are available on our FAQ page.