Meet the Meeting Prophets of Time Loops and Bureaucracy

We are a group of highly trained individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting, preventing, and perpetuating meetings that will inevitably occur in infinite loops throughout the timestream.

Our team of experts has developed a system to identify and mitigate the most likely meeting scenarios:

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Time-Traveler's Tantalizing Tangle

This meeting will occur in the year 3056, when humanity has finally achieved time travel, but not quite figured out how to use it for anything other than meetings.

Key players:

Prophet Role
Professor Chronos Time-Traveler and Meeting Coordinator
Agent F. Bureaucrate Regulatory Affairs Specialist
Dr. Loopus Maximus Meeting Dynamics Expert
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