The Prophet Zorvath's Sessions
Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly pointless meetings on the planet. Here, you'll find the collective braintrust of our Great and Powerful Prophet Zorvath, distilled into a series of meetings that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Our team of expert meeting facilitators have carefully crafted each session to be a masterclass in tedium, a symphony of small talk, and a never-ending parade of pointless agenda items. Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread.