Void Contract Review

Reviewing the terms of the contract for interdimensional travel and reality manipulation services.

Article 1: The client acknowledges that the void is a real and present danger.

Article 2: The client agrees to surrender all rights to their sanity upon entering the void.

Article 3: The client understands that the void will not be responsible for any lost socks, missing keys, or forgotten passwords.

Article 4: The client is required to sign a waiver releasing the void from any liability for emotional trauma caused by the client's own existential dread.

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