We're not actually strategizing, but it feels like we are. Welcome to Void Strategizing, the premier destination for pretending to have a plan.
To waste an entire meeting discussing what could have been done yesterday, and then spend the rest of the afternoon re-reading last week's meeting notes.
A motley crew of under-caffeinated, over-tired individuals who've given up on life, but still pretend to care.
We've got all the methods we need: a whiteboard, some markers, and a Venti-sized coffee cup to fuel our existential crisis.
Redundant Meetings are our bread and butter. Want to join the fun?
Meeting Prophets will guide us through the wasteland of our own making.
We'll gaze into the abyss and pretend to see something there.
A select group of individuals who've mastered the art of saying "I told you so," while still managing to look concerned.
Meet our team of prophets: