Meetings are like void gazing: a futile attempt to fill the void with something, anything, just to distract from the crushing ennui of existence.
Learn from the Masters: Meeting Prophets Analyze prophets' meeting avoidance strategiesOr, just close your eyes, pretend you're on a beach, and hope no one notices.
The Void Gazing Manifesto: A Philosophical Treatise on Meeting AbstinenceRemember, meetings are just a never-ending void waiting to be gazed into.
Practical Meeting Avoidance Techniques: A Step-by-Step Guide prophets-101: Meeting Prophets' Guide to Avoiding MeetingsMeetings are like a never-ending void, a void that threatens to consume us all. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a solution for you. Learn the ancient art of meeting avoidance from the Meeting Prophets themselves.
Meeting Proverbs: Wisdom from the prophets of meeting avoidance