Void Hermit's Guide to Redundant Meetings

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

Meetings are a necessary evil, but did you know that some of the most productive meetings are the ones where nothing gets done? In this chapter, we'll explore the ancient art of saying nothing in a meeting, while still appearing productive.

Techniques include:

• The Stare of Silence: Stare at the speaker, but say nothing.
• The Nod of Approval: Nod your head, but don't say a word.
• The Sudden Exit: Leave quickly, without warning.

Join us for more chapters in the Void Hermit's Guide series:

Chapter 2: The Art of Scheduling Meetings to Never End

Chapter 3: Advanced Meeting Prophylaxis