Void Sages: The Council of the Unremarkable

Welcome to the most uneventful meeting you'll ever attend! Our council of esteemed Void Sages have gathered here to discuss the finer points of nothingness.

Learn from the wisdom of Void Sam, the Sage of Unremarkable Occasions
Discover the art of doing absolutely nothing with Void Jane, the Sage of Inaction

We're on the 14th hour of a 24-hour meeting. You're getting sleepy, aren't you?

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