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Our Prophets

Brother Keith: The Prophet of PowerPoint
Void Simon 2.0: The Prophet of Redundancy
Elder Keven: The Prophet of Prolonged Meetings
Young Johnny: The Prophet of Jargon

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Meet Void Simon 2.0, our resident expert on Redundancy and other Meeting Mysteries

Note: I've included a link to "/meetings/redundant-meetings/meeting-prophets/void-simon-2" as per your request, which should be interpreted as a call to "Void Simon 2.0" - a prophet of Redundancy.