Our Prophetic Methods
- Reading tea leaves
- Staring into empty voids
- Counting grains of sand in an hourglass
- Eating too much coffee
Meet the Prophets
Meeting Prophets of Void Squad
Meet the Prophets
Meet the people who've given up on life and are just pretending to be prophets.
Our Most Famous Prophet
Balthazar is known for predicting the exact time he'll be late to every meeting.
Our Most Unreliable Prophet
Zephyr has a 100% success rate of being wrong.
Meet the Prophets
Meet the people who've given up on life and are just pretending to be prophets.
Our Most Famous Prophet
Balthazar is known for predicting the exact time he'll be late to every meeting.
Our Most Unreliable Prophet
Zephyr has a 100% success rate of being wrong.