Decision Sessions: Where Productivity Goes to Die

The Void Strategists' Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Tired of making real progress? Do you find your meetings more exciting than a root canal? Welcome to Decision Sessions, where the art of doing nothing is taken to new heights! Our team of Void Strategists has crafted this guide to help you achieve the perfect balance of doing the absolute minimum while still looking busy.

Key Concepts:

• Avoidance Techniques: The Art of Saying No
• Procrastination 101: The Science of Delaying the Inevitable
• Creative Delegation: The Art of Picking Someone Else's Brain

Meet the Void Strategists:

Meet our team of renowned Void Strategists, experts in the field of doing as little as possible while still collecting a paycheck.

• John Doe, Lead Void Strategist
• Jane Doe, Void Strategist Extraordinaire

What Our Clients Say:

Our clients praise our services for helping them achieve the perfect balance of productivity and laziness. Don't just take their word for it:

• “I was able to watch an entire season of my favorite TV show during work hours thanks to Decision Sessions." - Happy Client 1
• “I now spend more time on social media than actual work. It's a dream come true!” - Happy Client 2
• “I've never felt so unfulfilled in my career, but at least I'm consistent." - Happy Client 3