Decision Sessions for the Utterly Inept

Where the art of procrastination meets the science of doing nothing.

Prophets of Dithering
Techniques for Avoiding Decisions
Decision Sessions Protocol

Our esteemed team of Void Strategists have carefully crafted these meeting agendas to ensure you waste the maximum amount of time on the most unproductive tasks.

Prophets of Dithering

Our prophets are experts in the art of saying nothing, doing nothing, and accomplishing nothing.

The Void Strategists' Bible
Prophets of Procrastination

Techniques for Avoiding Decisions

Learn the art of sidestepping, hand-waving, and generally making a mess of things.

Techniques for Making a Deal
Techniques for Faking It Till You Make It