Void Surfing Abyss Techniques - Technique 1: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

Also known as "The Art of Doing the Absolute Minimum", Technique 1 is the practice of accomplishing nothing in the most convoluted way possible. It's like trying to get to the other side of the void, but instead of taking the shortest path, you're determined to go around it 17 times, through a maze of unnecessary meetings and bureaucratic red tape.

Here's a step-by-step guide to achieving this esteemed technique:

• Step 1: Create a 20-page document outlining your thought process.
• Step 2: Spend 3 hours debating the font size and color scheme of the document.
• Step 3: Send the document to 5 people, and wait 2 weeks for feedback.
• Step 4: Revise the document, add 3 more pages, and repeat steps 2-3.

And that's just the beginning. With Technique 1, the void is infinite, and so is the tedium.

Read on to Technique 2: The Art of Creating 17 Different Variations of the Same Report