Meetings: where the only thing more abundant than chairs is the number of times you'll hear 'hasn't it been discussed?'
Meetings are like surfing, but instead of waves, you're riding the waves of boredom and despair. And instead of a board, you're on a conference table.
Void Surfing Abyss Technique #2: The Art of Zoning Out. When your mind starts to wander, focus on your neighbor's tie and wonder if it's a gift or if they actually wear it to meetings.
Continue to Void Surfing Abyss Technique #3: The Art of Pretending to Take Notes Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Void Surfing Abyss Technique #4: The Art of Accidentally Spilling Your Coffee And if you're feeling really desperate, try Void Surfing Abyss Technique #5: The Art of Making Small Talk with the Coffee Machine