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Void Surfers, Unite!
Welcome to the Eternal Void, where meetings have no end, no beginning, and no actual purpose.
We've been stuck here for so long, the carpet's become a familiar sight:
But don't worry, we've got our priorities straight:
- More meetings = More free snacks
- More free time = More time to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence
Join us for:
- Endless discussion on the finer points of "What color is this meeting room?"
- "Creative" brainstorming, where we come up with 37 different ways to reorganize the same old ideas
- Free coffee, courtesy of the "Infinite Refill Machine of Despair"
Want to know more about our esteemed Meeting Prophets?