Void Surfing: The Art of Meetingless Meetings
Meetings: the soul-sucking voids of productivity and creativity. A void where the air is thick with the stench of compromise and the water is polluted with jargon. But fear not, traveler! For in this realm of meetingless meetings, you'll find the art of void surfing.
Void surfing, you ask? It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. It's the act of navigating the vast expanse of nothingness that is a meeting-free schedule. A place where your inbox is empty, your calendar is clear, and your mind is free to roam.
Getting Started
First, you'll need to understand the basics:
- Learn to say no.
- Master the art of ignoring emails.
- Practice your "I'm not available" face.
Then, you'll be ready to take on the void.
Advanced Void Surfing
Once you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your void surfing to the next level:
- Learn to surf the void on your phone.
- Master the art of deleting your email app.
- Practice your "I'm not interested" voice.
And remember, void surfing is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. So, don't be surprised when your friends and family start to notice the changes in you. You'll be the void surfing champion of the world!