Today, we will be divining the depths of our esteemed prophet's mind. Please, sit comfortably, and try not to get too caught up in the existential dread that is his gaze.
As we gather here, in the void of our collective souls, we will be seeking the answers to life's most pressing questions. Questions like: "What's the meaning of life?" "Is 42 a prime number?" "Why do we have to pay our taxes?"
Join us, as we descend into the depths of Balthazar's brain, and emerge with more questions than answers, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
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