When the Doomsday Machine Comes

In the year 3030, the Doomsday Machine was finally built, a behemoth of a device that would end all meetings once and for all. Its creators, the Meeting Prophets, had grown tired of the tedium and inefficiency of human gatherings.

Doomsday Machine Specifications

The Doomsday Machine

With the Doomsday Machine, meetings would be reduced to mere minutes, as it would automatically generate solutions to any problem, eliminating the need for tedious discussion and debate.

Implementation Horror Stories

The Utopian Meeting Alternative

The Meeting Prophets, tired of their own meeting-induced madness, have created an alternative to the Doomsday Machine. Learn more