Warning: Entering prophets of Voidus Gastronomy will lead to infinite discussions about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
We are a group of highly trained professionals, all of prophets, who have been tasked with the sacred duty of talking for hours on end about the futility of existence.
Join us, and discover the joy of being trapped in an endless cycle of meaningless chatter.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, prophets of Voidus Gastronomy are available for hire to infest your meetings.
Meet our prophets:
- Zeus the Unyielding
- Apollo the Never-ending Storyteller
- Athena the Forever Doubtful
- Chronos the Chronic Chronicler
Disclaimer: Voidus Gastronomy is not responsible for the emotional trauma you may experience during or after our meeting prophets' visitations.