Prophets of Voidus

The art of being bored is a sacred tradition passed down through generations of prophets.

Here are a few principles to live by:

• Principle 1: Being bored is a skill that requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach.
• Principle 2: The Bore Compass is a tool that will guide you through even the most mundane of activities.
• Principle 3: Embracing the Void is a state of mind that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

Follow these principles, and you too can become a prophet of Voidus.

"A prophet is not just someone who seesประก the future, but someone who sees the present with a healthy dose of apathy prophets." - Prophet of Voidus

Next meeting: Being Bored is a Skill

"A good prophet is like a good accountant: they both have an unhealthy obsession with categorizing time." - Prophet of Voidus