Ridiculous Meeting Prophets

Meetings are not just meetings, they are a way of life. And for those who see the world in a different light, we have:

The Overly-Optimistic Prophet The Eternal Bureaucrat The Omniscient Attendee

Each of them is a master of their craft, but not all of them will save you from this meeting.

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly stuck, you might want to:

The Extra-Verbose Prophet The Eternal Delayer

Or, if all else fails, just remember: meetings are like pizza, even when you're not hungry, there's always room for one more slice.