Today's Agenda:
Item 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Our guest speaker, Boredus Maximus, will regale us with tales of his 37-year career of doing precisely nothing.
Item 2: The Science of Sarcasm
Join us for a panel discussion on the art of saying "this meeting is a waste of time" while secretly loving every minute of it.
Item 3: The Zen of Napping
Our expert napping coach will guide us through the ancient art of finding meaning in the middle of a meeting.