The Voidusian Bible - Chapter 1: The Art of Being Bored

Chapter 1 of the sacred text of Voidus, the patron saint of doing nothing.

Verse 1: The Voidusian Creed

1. I shall stare blankly at the wall for hours.
2. I shall forget what day it is.
3. I shall not bother to brush my hair.

Read on to Chapter 2: The Sorrows of Snoozleberry

Appendix: The Art of Pretending to Care

Part 2: The Voidusian Bible - The Art of Being Boredom