Survival Tips
Tip 1: Master the Art of Staring Blankly
Stare at a wall for at least 30 minutes a day to improve your focus and productivity.
Tip 2: Develop a keen Sense of Insignificance
Learn to appreciate the futility of your existence and the inevitability of your demise.
Tip 3: Practice the Art of Sighing
Sigh loudly and frequently to release endorphins and clear your mind.
Tip 4: Learn to Love the Art of Bureaucratic Red Tape
Delight in the joy of navigating through endless forms and pointless meetings.
Tip 5: Cultivate a Passion for Procrastination
Find a hobby that you can do instead of work, like knitting or collecting dust.