Meetings are the worst.
Imagine if they just emailed you the same information, but without the soul-sucking, productivity-killing, human-interaction-destroying experience of a meeting.
Here are some possible outcomes:
They Just Emailed Again Meeting Via SMS: The Next Generation Meeting By Telegram: Where The Only Thing That Gets Lost In Translation Is Your Sanity Meeting In Emojis: 🤖 Meeting By Petition: Because Who Needs Actual Decision-Making? Emojis Only Please Just Add A Petition To The Bottom