Meetings: the unsung heroes of productivity. They're the reason we're all here. Well, that's not entirely true. We're here for the free coffee, but meetings are the reason we're stuck here.
Meetings are the answer to every question, no matter how silly. "How do we make the stapler go faster?" "Meetings!" "How do we make the conference room smell less like despair?" "Meetings!" "How do we turn the fluorescent lights off, but only during the meeting?" "Meetings!"
It's not just a tool, it's a way of life. A life of constant questioning, constant justifying, constant re-justifying, and constant wondering why the hell we're still here.
Meetings are the reason we'll never leave this place. Ever.
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