Redundant Meeting Prophets: Zombie Apocalypse Predictions for the Undead

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Predictions:

• There will be 17 meetings this week, each lasting 2 hours and 30 minutes.
• The first 5 minutes of each meeting will be dedicated to small talk about the weather.
• At least 4 of the meetings will run into the night, turning attendees into zombies.

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