Welcome to Zythorvath's Sessions, where the boundaries between reality and fantasy blur like the lines on a well-timed nap schedule.

Here, we convene on a daily basis to discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing. Our sessions are renowned for their Visions of the Omniscient, where the prophets of productivity are reduced to mere mortal men, forced to confront the crushing weight of their own irrelevance.

Our meetings are held in a dimly lit, climate-controlled environment, with a constant stream of lukewarm coffee and the soothing sound of keyboard clacking. It's the perfect place to clear your schedule and fill your mind with the certainty of failure.

Don't miss out on our upcoming session, Omniscient Syllabus, where our team of experts will guide you through the intricacies of doing nothing_goals.