Meeting Prophettes

Our bunker is the greatest, don't @ us.

_goals:
• Survive The End Times
• Crush the Competition
• Make the coffee machine work for us, not us for it

Join us, and together we'll make our bunker the best, and the world will burn, and we'll be fine.

Pretend you didn't see this, but actually, our bunker is way better

Prophette's Guide to the Bunker

Rules:

• Don't @ us, we're not that interesting
• Bring a snack, or we'll make you eat our socks
• Don't even think about touching the coffee machine, it's sacred

See all 17 rules

Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a meeting to attend. Don't be late, or we'll be grumpy, and possibly, you.