Welcome to the Meeting Prophettes, where the apocalypse is always just around the corner, and the coffee is always just out of reach.
We're the chosen ones, the ones who've been foretold to survive the impending doom that is the meeting.
Our meetings are a never-ending cycle of despair, but don't worry, we have a comprehensive list of things to do before the world ends:
The world as we know it is ending, but at least our meetings will be on time.
Join us for more meetings like this one, and maybe, just maybe, we'll make it to the end of the world together.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this meeting are the views of the prophettes, and do not reflect the views of our lawyers, accountants, or therapists.