Our diagnosis: meeting addiction
We've detected a high level of meeting-itis in your system. Don't worry, it's a common condition.
Our treatment plan includes:
- More meetings!
- Meetings with more meetings
- Meetings about meetings
Side effects may include:
- Increased productivity (or the illusion of it)
- Heightened sense of purpose (or confusion)
- Uncontrollable urges to check email
Don't let meeting addiction control your life. Let us help you find your inner meeting.